Signs of slipping standards, according to my Twitter account.

"Well, at least if we fail at this whole school thing we know we have promising careers as air band members."

"Is it sad that our standard is feeling like the living dead rather than the dead dead?"

She wasn't sure exactly what to think about being proposed to by a six-year-old. It had made her laugh. After all, he had spent the entire flight trying to woo her, in typical six-year-old fashion: showing off his video game skills, drawing a picture of her (in which she had no hair on the top of her head), and bragging about his new shoes. How could that not make a person laugh? It was just that she was left with the nagging feeling that her love life had hit a new low.