My friends' Facebook, Instagram and Twitter accounts:

"Look! Wedding photos!"
"Oh my goodness, we are having a baby!"
"Here's our little family!"
"We bought a house!"
"I got a real job!"

My Facebook, Instagram and Twitter accounts:

"My life makes me want to cry."
"Look! Another coffee/tea."
"Books, books, books! Books everywhere!"
"I'm writing. Yup. Still writing."
"STRESS!"