"Overheard" on the internet (aka Read in a review on ratemyprofessor.com): Unless you are a PhD student in English literature or came over on the Mayflower, I don't know how it's possible to do well in his class.

I wasn't aware that PhD students and pilgrims were the same thing. Does this mean that as of the fall when people ask me what I do, I can tell them I'm a pilgrim? Because I feel like that would be really funny.